Wednesday, November 7, 2007

The Sheboygan Hillbillies

(to the tune of The Ballad of Jed Clampett)

Come and listen to a story 'bout a mayor named Perez,
And the Sheboygan city attorney, who are both chuckle-heads,
Didn't like a critic who was linking to the cops,
So they sent her a letter telling her she had to stop.

No linking!
Police investigating.
Gonna get you, they said.

Well, the first thing you know the blog-sphere's in a roar.
Lots of happy lawyers were banging at her door.
said the first amendment makes her criticisms free,
And the mayor and his cronies can't take her liberty.

Postings, there were.
Hundreds of 'em.
Lots of criticism.

Now, the mayor and his cronies have said don't you never-mind.
They sent another letter saying everything is fine.
But the one thing about it all that surely gets their gall,
Is that Jeni and her lawyers now can cut off all their balls!

Y'all link back now,
You hear?

A Wiser Choice for Mayor