Yes, you read that right: this is a genius-level blog. So if you read this, and get the jokes, then you must be a genius. Since only a few percentage of people are geniuses, it explains why my ranking on the TTLB ecosystem lags behind other blogs: I have such a narrow appeal.
However, if anybody out there is seeking to advertise genius-specific products, like pencil warmers or anti-wedgie underwear, please contact me at the e-mail link, as this blog is clearly for the elite intellegentsia.
I'm gonna go take a cold shower now.
