Well, in the discount zoo the animals are always on exhibit and never hiding in their cage. (Hint: look closely at the rabbits)
You don't get the same top-notch statues that you might get at other zoos, like lions and tigers and bears. You get a clapped-out statue of a guy on a camel.
The animals aren't quite as exotic, or as active, as the animals in more traditional zoos.
Like many zoos, there's a slight animal mortality problem.
But a trip to the animal nursery always lifts the spirits of young and old alike. Just look at that cute baby walrus!
Unfortunately, since it's in a bad part of town there's a problem with pornographic billboards. I managed to shield the children's eyes from this filth, though.
(Editor's note: these are actual pictures from a zoo; bonus points for guessing which one!)
