Instructions for a better Thanksgiving:
1) Turn off the @*&%$! computer
2) Eat lots of turkey (or tofu-key, if you are so inclined)
3) Watch lots of football
4) Get out your looser pants
But don't come here for new posts, because there won't be any. Other than this one, of course.
Happy Thanksgiving!
(I'll post something tomorrow, though, honest!)