HugeCumshot (increase SPERM)I took the links after this out as a public service. All misspellings and poor grammar are from the original.
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I have two comments about their creepy testimonials:
First, how does Masturbator Max just know that his sperm volume has tripled? Is he standing over a beaker in a white lab coat, jerking for all he's worth, then checking the "before" and "after" results? If so, does he wear eye protection to protect his vision from super-spurting? With all this extra man-jam firing from his retrofitted artillery, I think that personal safety begins to become a concern, don't you?
Secondly, in response to sleazy Jimmy, I've been married for almost 15 years, and I can honestly say that this is one subject that has just never ever come up (ever) as a reason for marital contentment or discontentment. Your wife actually cares that the volume of your leavings is increased? What, does she go flying across the room when you shoot now or something?
Am I unusual in this regard? Is there some huge group of married men filling up bathtubs of jizz for their wives? Oh, sure, I understand the draw of "erections like steel" and "more staying power", but the name isn't "Steel-Hard All Night Penis Pill" but rather "WonderCum."
And one final thought: am I the only one whose first thought is that triple the volume = triple the mess?