Thursday, August 2, 2007

If that's what the US gets...

You think the toys the Chinese are exporting to the US are bad, with Thomas the Tank Engine's Brain-Damage Bertie and Dora the Exploder? Well, just imagine what gets shipped to consumers in countries where consumer protection is nonexistent, like Thailand or Great Britain:

Shave Me Elmo: What little kid has ever been able to resist the urge to play with a razor? Well, now Elmo says it's okay!

Grater: Arch-enemy of the Teenage Mutant Broken Bottles, Grater is ready to chew up his enemies with mad ninja skills!

Super Space Exploration Set: Remember to take your spare air pack, because in space no one can hear you scream.

Sparky the Swimming Shark: A ter-lectrifying good time for kids in the tub; just plug it in and watch them wiggle!