You think the toys the Chinese are exporting to the US are bad, with Thomas the Tank Engine's Brain-Damage Bertie and Dora the Exploder? Well, just imagine what gets shipped to consumers in countries where consumer protection is nonexistent, like Thailand or Great Britain:
Shave Me Elmo: What little kid has ever been able to resist the urge to play with a razor? Well, now Elmo says it's okay!
Grater: Arch-enemy of the Teenage Mutant Broken Bottles, Grater is ready to chew up his enemies with mad ninja skills!
Super Space Exploration Set: Remember to take your spare air pack, because in space no one can hear you scream.
Sparky the Swimming Shark: A ter-lectrifying good time for kids in the tub; just plug it in and watch them wiggle!
Shave Me Elmo: What little kid has ever been able to resist the urge to play with a razor? Well, now Elmo says it's okay!Grater: Arch-enemy of the Teenage Mutant Broken Bottles, Grater is ready to chew up his enemies with mad ninja skills!Super Space Exploration Set: Remember to take your spare air pack, because in space no one can hear you scream.Sparky the Swimming Shark: A ter-lectrifying good time for kids in the tub; just plug it in and watch them wiggle!
