One Month = Eternity?

Where’d everybody go? I only took a month off! In the blogosphere, though, that’s a relative eternity. So my traffic has dropped off to 6 hits a day, which is pretty much all the people who are related to me. And one of them has started complaining about the volume of my posting, so I guess I can expect my hits to drop off to 5 any day now.

In an effort to boost traffic, I’m going to type in some powerful search phrases to try to lure unsuspecting people to Daily Dollop:

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If you’ve stumbled here looking for that information about Kevin Federline’s new line of raccoon-testicle hockey stick covers, I apologize. But take a look around at the site and see if you can’t bump my traffic up, okay?

And be sure to spam all your friends with my web address. Hey, it works for Ron Paul!