At-House Medical responds to consumer’s needs by developing an all-new lineup of medical products to help control the out-of-control health costs that are currently consuming almost all disposable income after the average US family pays their exorbitant food and gas bill.
Here’s an exciting look at our latest line of products, available to ship direct to you at a fraction of the cost!
AHM “Neut-R-All” Sterilization Kit
Is your family big enough? Then take the only logical step and limit the size that it will grow to. Recommended by doctors and game-show hosts as the optimum way to control runaway populations.
Online Special (shown): Order now and we’ll help you reign in your animal populations with our patented “Livestock/Pet Adapter” good for jobs from hamsters to Holsteins!
AHM Do-It-Yourself Colonoscopy Kit
There’s no need to drop your pants and allow cold-handed strangers to probe your most personal regions with this simple, easy, do-it-yourself kit. And optional pre-warmer mode makes sure that freezing anuses are a thing of the past!
Mirror not included
AHM Quik-Suture Setup
Tired of making those long trips to the emergency room just to put one or two stitches in little Billy’s forehead? With the Quik-Suture, you can adapt your ordinary sewing machine to go from making drop stitches to closing sucking chest wounds in seconds! It’s easy, it’s simple, and it’s fun for the whole family!
Be sure to specify suture thread color
AHM Medical-Style Pads
Want to branch out into the exciting field of garage medicine? Then this is the pad for you! Write your prescriptions, notes, or even bills on this professional-looking, personalized stylus.
Void where prohibited by law
Here’s an exciting look at our latest line of products, available to ship direct to you at a fraction of the cost!
AHM “Neut-R-All” Sterilization Kit
Is your family big enough? Then take the only logical step and limit the size that it will grow to. Recommended by doctors and game-show hosts as the optimum way to control runaway populations.Online Special (shown): Order now and we’ll help you reign in your animal populations with our patented “Livestock/Pet Adapter” good for jobs from hamsters to Holsteins!
AHM Do-It-Yourself Colonoscopy Kit
There’s no need to drop your pants and allow cold-handed strangers to probe your most personal regions with this simple, easy, do-it-yourself kit. And optional pre-warmer mode makes sure that freezing anuses are a thing of the past!Mirror not included
AHM Quik-Suture Setup
Tired of making those long trips to the emergency room just to put one or two stitches in little Billy’s forehead? With the Quik-Suture, you can adapt your ordinary sewing machine to go from making drop stitches to closing sucking chest wounds in seconds! It’s easy, it’s simple, and it’s fun for the whole family!Be sure to specify suture thread color
AHM Medical-Style Pads
Want to branch out into the exciting field of garage medicine? Then this is the pad for you! Write your prescriptions, notes, or even bills on this professional-looking, personalized stylus.Void where prohibited by law
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