Friday, April 18, 2008

Such a turn off...

My wife’s gonna kill me. I got the call from the doctor today, but it came to my cell phone and I had the ringer turned off so I missed it. He didn’t leave a message, and I tried to call back but he wasn’t there.

What if I missed my chance? What if my wife will never make love to me again?

I’m so screwed. Or not, as the case may be.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not mostly.

Anonymous said...

Well, there is always Porn. Sorry to hear this for you. My husband says, frozen peas are your friend. Also, they encourage frequent/daily uhmmm "fun" for like three weeks, protected of course. I think they want to make sure any stragglers take the journey upstream.

Good luck, Vazman. It takes a real man to do a Vaz. Your wife should be proud. You could do the double coverages and a tubaligation too. That is the route I took being as I got pregnant every time my husband sneezed in the next county. If i get knocked up at this point, Jesus is involved.

Godspeed...