Ready for the hottest fighting game of the year? Then reserve your copy of the Adventures of Dick Quest now! Join Dick Quest as he battles his way through five levels of mayhem and carnage as he tries to save the CNN Headquarters from a group of crazed, post-climate-catastrophe religious zombies!
Can you rescue Christian Amanpour and the rest of the CNN personalities? Can you harness the power of Quest’s signature move, the Testicle Lasso? Are you brave enough to face level bosses like Bill O’Reilly and Sean Hannity? Can you overcome the ultimate enemy, Rupert Murdoch?
Advanced Gamers Daily says that it’s “more exciting than watching Larry King interview Shirley McClain!”
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