Thursday, April 17, 2008

Other things Ahmadinejad Believes

9/11 Truther? Holocaust Denier? Yes, but that’s just the tip of the iceberg for Iran’s Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Get a load of some other things that he believes:

The Tooth Fairy is a Zionist
If you don’t brush your teeth, the tooth fairy comes in the night and rubs them with pork rinds, causing them to rot right out of your head. She also sells your teeth in order to finance the Israeli lobby that controls America.

Women can’t get pregnant unless they have an orgasm
This explains the low birth rates in European countries, where men are less endowed than the ‘Arabian Stallions’ of the Middle East.

Chinese Restaurants Use Cats
From a speech last month: “this is the reason why the meats in most Chinese entrees are stringy, it is because there are cats inside the meat, because it is cheaper to use cat meat than to buy cow meat, and everyone knows that this style of cooking was exported from the Zionists to the Chinese, as part of their plot to rule the world.”

No Gays in Iran
“This gay phenomenon does not exist in my country.”

He really only believes one of those things, but it’s also the only subject that appears on a major platform of a US Political party.

Tell me why he’s such a super guy again?

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