As part of my ongoing effort to try to study the AoS morons, I decided it might be good to see what the socio-economic status is of the moron army. I figured that there'd be tons of unemployed, bitter, hobo-hunting Pennsylvania millworkers, but scattered among them I hoped to find some few succesful individuals.
I used a blog worth calculator, found here through Technorati.
You may be surprised to learn that the total blog value of the 78 members of the Moron Army is $5,074,052. That's an average of $65,052 per blog.
Now I know what you're thinking: that's great, but who has the highest-value blog? Our good friends at My Pet Jawa, with $703,981. So the next time you need bail money for urinating on your ex-girlfriend's cat, you know who to call.
Ace is second, with $661,640, with Protein Widsom ($566,798), Cold Fury ($492,843), and Stingary ($280,011) rounding out the top 5.
What we need is somebody who has lots of money, would like to use our blogs as part of his media empire, isn't very intelligent, and would love to shut us up. Then we split the money up evenly, 65K a piece, and start up new blogs somewhere else!
Anybody know the phone number for Daily Kos?
UPDATE: Turns out I skipped My Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy, which is worth 500k and change and would thus be fourth. That also pushes us to just over 5.5 million! Sorry, Beth!