Friday, April 11, 2008

Movie Budgets Fall: Peacenicks, Gay Cowboys Hardest Hit

So we won’t be treated to any more of these spectacular 3 to 15 million-dollar dark movies about gay cowboys overcoming their war trauma and inbred Middle American family prejudices? My, whatever shall we do with ourselves?

Whatever you do, do not attempt sexual intimacy, because years of exposure to TV radiation has left your genitals shriveled and useless…

(H/T Libertas, just the best film site ever)

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