Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Jar-Jar Carter?

You might think that Jimmy Carter had only one brother, but in fact he had two. Consider the powerful evidence:

Jimmy Carter supports tyrants in the name of “dialogue” as long as they are anti-Israel.

Jar-Jar Binks embraces tyrants by giving a demagogue extraordinary powers so long as he is anti-clone.

Jimmy Carter was terrorized by a killer hare that threatened to capsize his boat.

Jar-Jar Binks was terrorized by a giant killer fish that chased his ship beneath the waters of Naboo.

Jimmy Carter was of absolutely no value as a president, yet ended up getting a Nobel Prize and is somehow regarded as a “statesman.”

Jar-Jar Binks was of absolutely no value during the great battle against the Trade Federation, yet ended up getting an honorary appointment as senator.

Jimmy Carter somehow makes these two morons look like Sith Lords.

Jar-Jar somehow made us miss the effete robot sidekick from the first three movies.

It’s high time we recognized this by either making Jar-Jar Beer, or making sure that Carter is never allowed to appear in public again.


Steve Burri said...

Teddy Kennedy's other surviving brother is Jabba the Hutt?

Anonymous said...

But how are you going to work the peanut farmer into this equation? He owns shares in a Moisture farm?