I was going to write some kind of satire about Tripp Isenhour, the professional golfer who killed a hawk with a shot, but I’ll just settle for the title.
And you know what? The 15 worthless assholes that stood around with their thumb up their ass while he tried to pelt the bird are all dicks, too. Not a single one of them said “hey, hold on, let me try running at it going booga-booga-booga to see if that drives it off.”
What a bunch of worthless dicks.