Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Euphemistically Enthusiastic

I think it’s nice that Massachusetts is trying to soothe the hurt feelings of schools and students by choosing euphemisms for failure. Just imagine how nice other areas of life would be if we changed around our terminologies:

John Kerry lost an election.
John Kerry was elected to be a private citizen!

Global Warming is junk science.
Global Warming is proven via non-rigorous methods!

Overstretched homeowners are going bankrupt.
Overstretched homeowners are shaving hundreds of points off their credit scores!

See how easy it is? Try it!

1 comment:

Real Debate said...

Brett Favre retired.

Brett Favre provided Aaron Rodgers with an opportunity to sharpen his skills