Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Hillary Releases New Perfume

In order to leverage what’s left of her name recognition and pump some much-needed cash into her campaign, Hillary Clinton has released a perfume called Inevitable.

The scent, which some have described as smelling like a mix of hubris and desperation, lasts for two to four hours, after which it fades to almost nothing. Just before disappearing, the perfume bursts into flame. The effect is described as “hypnotic” both for friends and enemies alike.

Team Clinton hopes that sales of this will help them to close the gap with frontrunner Barack Obama, who has had enormous success with his scent, Messianic Musk.

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