Two Hundred Posts

This is my two hundredth post. Okay, technically it's my 199th post, but I'm pretty anal about the way that I track posts, and I've deleted one, so this is 200. Anyway, it's my blog, and I'll lie about what number post it is if I want to.

So hooray to me on my 200th post! Imagine, all these posts and not a thing worth reading. It's a crying shame, isn't it?

Special thanks to the three of you who have sent fan letters. They really kept me going. Even the ones from my sister-in-law.

To those of you who sent me hate mail, screw you. Yes, even you, traitorous brother of mine.