Imagine if Boehner = Boner

I know that’s not really how it’s pronounced, but for teenage titillation we can get lots of mileage out of imagining that is how the name is pronounced:

11) Capitol Stunned as Boehner Explodes over Obey on House Floor

10) Pelosi Fails to Solve Obey’s Problem with Boehner

9) Obey gets “Boehnered” over Spending

8) Pelosi Bends Over Backwards for Boehner, Still Not Enough

7) Obey’s Error Leads to Boehner Spanking Pelosi

6) Boehner Stiffness Climaxes in Pelosi Surrender

5) Democrats’ Reid Shown Smaller than GOP’s Boehner

4) Reid Upset with Boehner, won’t help Obey, Pelosi

3) Boehner Inches Closer to Success

2) Pelosi Shafted by GOP’s Boehner

And my favorite
1) Inflexible Bush Hurts Pelosi’s Chances with Boehner