Putting Honorary Doctorates to Work

After reading this article from Psychology Today showing that sperm improves women’s mental health, making them feel better and warding off depression, expect to see this ad splashed across your local papers:

Dr. William J. Clinton’s Wet and Go Clinic

Dr. Bill is here with his highly-acclaimed, scientifically validated medical procedure. At the clinic, we are:

• Guaranteed to bring smiles to every face


• Completely private: all work ‘under the desk’


• Specialize in treatment of young, depressed interns

The Wet and Go Clinic: Patented "Sit n'Spin" Therapy!
Must be 18 or older with proof of ID