Honesty in Headlines

Let’s pass a few headlines of current stories through a filter and see how they should be more honestly written:

Guy we think is moron badmouths guy we think is evil
McClellan memoir must be true, despite the fact we hated him

Hillary won’t roll over, die
Hope is good until it becomes a distraction

McCain not fit to be president because he’s not a Democrat
Being a good Republican means he’s best of the worst

We think Olbermann’s an idiot, too
But he’s our idiot so we don’t get worked up about him

Bloggers’ main role should be donating to Democrats, exposing Republicans
Spouting opinion is to be discouraged