Sorry for being incommunicado, but I have been vacationing in Egypt. I kept it a surprise because I was gonna live-blog my Nile cruise and give you something both funny and impressive to look at. All without dropping my pants.
Come to find out that the stinking boat didn't have internet, nor did the first hotel. I could have blogged on Tuesday, but it'd have cost me about 7.50 a minute. Which, according to l'Hopital's rule, is slightly more than the blog brings in.
If you get that joke, you're a typical Dollop reader.
So I apologize. Daily Dollop will resume tomorrow or Monday, depending. I do have a life to get back to, you know. It's pathetic, but it's mine.
Next week I'll post my Egyptian oddyssey. I daresay it'll be hilarious.