Monday, September 17, 2007

Bill Bellicheck is the NFL's Howard Hughes

Consider the clear evidence linking these two megalomaniacal recluses:

Bellicheck: Dresses as a slob despite the "genius" moniker

Hughes: Also dissheveled despite being rich

Hughes: Had a will of dubious providence
Bellicheck: Has an assistant of dubious providence

Hughes: Secluded himself from society
Bellicheck: Secludes himself from the media

Hughes: Lived in hotels
Bellicheck: Lives in his office

Hughes: Portrayed by Leonardo DiCaprio in a movie
Bellicheck: Will likely be portrayed by Rip Torn in a movie
(Shown here with former mentor Bill Parcells)