Not to be outdone by Mike Huckabee’s new campaign slogan, Energy Free by 2017, the other presidential candidates have launched their own new campaign slogans in what is quickly becoming a motto arms race. Here they are:
Rudy Giuliani: More conservative than the other RINOs in the race
Duncan Hunter: Can you believe I'm still here?
John McCain: Get the hell off my lawn, you goddamn kids!
Ron Paul: The truth is out there
Mitt Romney: All objective observers agree: far and away the best candidate
Tom Tancredo: Somewhere an illegal immigrant is planning to seduce your wife and murder you
Fred Thompson: I’m awake!
Joe Biden: Still ‘Biden’ my time
Hillary Clinton: Bill free by 2013
Chris Dodd: Don’t you forget about me
John Edwards: Only his stylist knows for sure
Barack Obama: Not unraveling like a cheap sweater
Bill Richardson: Still the only competent Democratic nominee