Friday, December 7, 2007

Everything I know about Scientology I learned from Eyes Wide Shut

Germany is heading towards banning Scientology, and on the whole that’s probably a good thing. I figure that the inner circle of Scientology is just like Eyes Wide Shut: lots of naked women, orgies everywhere, murder is rampant, drug use and sexual immorality ascendant, everybody wears those fancy Italian masks, and ultimately you’re so damn bored that you fall asleep.

Also, they should consider changing their name: there’s very little science in Scientology, unless you consider bringing out latent race memories of Xenu, which most people don’t. There’s a lot of hokum, though. Perhaps they could change the name to Hokumtology.

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