Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Ten Signs that She’s Not That Into You

Dating can be tough, especially around the holidays. Since a lot of guys end up getting mixed signals, here are ten signs that she’s just not that into you.

10) She puts piranhas in your bathtub
9) She puts wood chips in your pants and sets a beaver on you
8) She gives you a hand job with Ben Gay (if you don't know why that's painful, try it and find out)
7) For dinner you get rat a la poison
6) She pours liquid nitrogen down your pants and cracks your buttocks with a hammer
5) She dares you to pet foaming animals
4) She pours fire ants down your pants
3) She gets lice on purpose, then…well, you get the idea
2) She fills your underwear with powdered lime
1) She says “it’s not you, it’s me” and then shoves a weed whacker in your pants

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