Shari'a Law Explained

Jasper explains the basics of Islamic Shari’a law:

Drawin’ a picture of Mohammed?
That’s a paddlin’.
Talkin’ to a boy you’re not married to?
That’s a paddlin’.
Laughin’ at Mohammed’s beard?
That’s a paddlin’.
Getting’ gang-raped?
That’s a paddlin’.
Namin’ a teddy bear Mohammed?
Oh, you better believe that’s a paddlin’.