[Until we have a democratic VP candidate, I'm running one of these each day.]
Registrants on the Obama Warning System have just received the following text message, shocking supporters and opponents alike:
"VP: Ashton Kutcher!"
"It's a perfect choice," said an Obama strategist. "We need somebody who makes Obama look coherent without a teleprompter, and Ashton can certainly fit this need. Plus, he helps us shore up the youth vote, becuase kids love a good Ashton Kutcher romp."
Movie critics look forward to the convention video, which will doubtless be titled Dude, where's my bounce?