[Until we have a democratic VP candidate, I'm running one of these each day.]
Registrants on the Obama Warning System have just received the following text message, shocking supporters and opponents alike:
"VP: Hugo Chavez!"
"It's the perfect choice!" cooed an Obama supporter. "He speaks Spanish, has loads of executive experience, is internationally known, and loves America even more than Barack does. They're the perfect team!"
John McCain called the pair "an axis of evil" because he is hopelessly out of date with today's hip youth culture, which would really have preferred to hear them dissed as being "not hizzle with the schnizzle."
In related news, John Edwards mentioned that his wife still has cancer and that, for her sake, he should be considered a viable candidate for an important post in the Obama-Chavez cabinet.
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Chavez won't be the Dem nomination. He's going to be Maverick's choice, as an extra special reach across the aisle.
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